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Hello there, my name is Dr. Kendall Plorbp. I first started my online pharmacy when I realised the demands for our ever growing market of novel drugs wasn't being met by most modern medical institutions.

Many drugs that have shown massive improvements to the quality of life of patients during testing are not available from ANY pharmacy or GP surgery. I set out to change this.

To make you feel a bit more comfortable with who I am, I'll tell you about my credentials, which are as follows:

• 20 Years experience in MK-ULTRA
  program as a lead developer.
• 9 individual doctorates of medicine
  from 9 individual universities.
• Developed my own alcohol-free
  cocktail that I like to call "Shark Juice"
• Have communicated with God, Angels
  and Demons in one simultaneous
  90 minute skype phone call
• Voted most likely to have an inhumanly
  wide and threatening smile 3 times
  from 2009-2011

 

Helping people is in my bones, its in my blood. Embedded in my skeleton and clawing its ways into my frontal lobe.
My aim is to provide a fair, free shopping platform that supplies the public with life saving medication they otherwise wouldn't be able to access.

Trust in me as I take you on this pharmaceutical journey. I promise to deliver only the upmost quality of product at the best possible prices. I wish nothing more than success and happiness from my customers and patients.

 

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